From: Anonymous
Story_Category: Dumb Shit I Did When Stoned
Date: 23 Sep 2008
Time: 18:43:42 -0700
Remote Name: 96.252.165.26
Cell Phone Disaster when stoned. Nailed and Posted on the World Wide Web It started with the meeting at a Manhattan night club. I first spotted her on the dance floor. She looked like Bridgette Bardot with Angelina Jolie's lips. My mind start wondering. I know I'm shallow. Her name was Darlene. Darlene, Darling, Darlene my Darling. Anyway, before I left I gave her my business card. I never really thought she would call. I mean she was hanging on to this other guy for most of the night. Three days later I get this txt message from Darlene with a mug shot, a beautiful in the face cell phone photo. Cool, I said to myself. Anyway, the txt message came with a phone number. I can type, but that txt messaging with one finger and you had to do three key strokes to get to the letter C was more than my patience could handle. So, I called her made a date to get together. We hang up. Later that evening as I was going to bed and I decided to look at her photo. As I went to close the cell phone, I felt myself getting aroused, stared fantasizing and started our little fantasy which she unknowing participated in, if you get my meaning. I'm a little bit shy. Well, we are both reaching our moment of ecstasy when the phone started to tip to the side, blurring the image I was focused on. As I went to straighten the phone out. I accidentally hit the camera button and I take a photo of myself coming. No big thing, not literally speaking. Anyway, as I realize what I had done I depressed a couple of keys on the cell phone and text messaged the image to Darlene as well as all my family and friends on my instant messenger service. It was an option on my cell phone, love those options. Well, some of my friends and family still talk to me. As far as Darlene, she was flattered she said. But informed me that she was leaving the state. Nothing personal she said, I like to believe it was true. Well, that's my story, I haven't quit....smoking pot and I still have her txt message. Then I woke up, thank God. There's always something to make you believe. Anonymous